Funds over Fun Keychain

because fun doesn’t pay bills.

A little reminder that priorities change — and so do the lyrics. This 2–3 inch acrylic keychain is for anyone who grew up, checked their bank balance, and chose funds over fun. Funny, painfully accurate, and financially self-aware.

✔ Acrylic keychain, 2–3 inches
✔ Perfect for: bags, keys, wallets, work totes, or gifting your broke-but-ambitious bestie
✔ Glossy, durable, and lightweight — built for daily financial stress
✔ Relatable, witty, and adulting-coded
✔ Makes a great mini gift for money-minded girlies